Hyper obesity is funny in animals, not funny in people, but hilarious in children.
When I was little, I used to read my books aloud to myself in the voices of the characters. The only hindrance in this was that I couldn't read them in the library or during class designated silent reading time.
Looking forward to a vacation is sometimes more fun than going on said vacation.
I don't really believe in the literal concept of the Antichrist, but I can make the supposition that if he were real, he would look and sound a lot like Billy Bush.
I can say three phrases in French and they all involve ordering in restaurants. I do however know a lot of arbitrary nouns like cat, horse and bird.
Highly conservative women of a certain age seem to prefer butch or "dikey" haircuts.
Whenever I see a very fat man with a tiny dog - be he walking it or posing for an Olan Mills portrait - I am content knowing that all is ok with the world because people like that still exist.
I am developing a theory about little people or "midgets". Whenever you are out and about you don't see very many of them. You may see two or three midgets a year. You may never see them at all if you live in a rural community. You also rarely see them at work. It's likely you've never seen a little person receptionist or barista or bartender. They're never working. BUT, in case you haven't noticed, there are a lot of midget porn banners and galleries online. Like, a ton of them. And it's not just the same two midgets over and over, it's a great deal of them. Thus, all midgets must be porn stars. Right?
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